Blog 4: Be the Blacklist King or Queen in the Cinemas

Since 1897, we have been respecting the movie house rules fervently, but after a hundred and twelve, I think it is time to break the rules, and here are some steps in being the “Blacklist King” in the cinemas. The first step is be late! Arrive twenty minutes after the movie begins and start pestering people to move their legs, so they will loose their relaxing mojo and be frustrated in getting it back, and to achieve this with maximum proficiency always keep standing up and go to the restroom. The second step is be inconsiderate in choosing your seat, if you are tall person look for a place where a shorter person is seated and sit right in front him, sit up straight and if you have big hair fluff it up, Afro style! The third step is to NOT put your phone in silent, better yet crank up the ring volume, and when someone call you let it ting for a couple of times until you answer. While you are talking, react profusely for example, when you laugh, laugh hysterically, when you get surprised with your statement gasp like there is no tomorrow, and when you get mad at the caller shout furiously and put a little intensity in the call. There is a bonus step since not everyone had a significant someone, spread the love! Show your affection in a manner where people will think lowly of you. The fourth step is to be a spoiler. When you watch the movie the second time, per say a horror movie when the girl is lost you shout the next scene, I’m sure that people will either throw popcorn at you, throw you out, or if they get really agitated beat you up with pleasure. Finally, the crème de la crème of bad habits or acts, the thing that will put you on the blacklist of movie houses and a high chance at prison, record the movie! It is such a waste of money for some so might as well record the movie so you could watch the movie repeatedly without breaking the bank, and you will be helping tha masses since you can sell it to them for half the cost! So there you go simple steps that will make you a legend in blacklisters or an inmate in a federal prison for piracy.